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reblogged from: toddkraine + originally from: likeserenitys.

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reblogged from: toddkraine + originally from: hornyspice.

8/  Quotes to live by

published: 16 hours ago, with: 13,008 notes
reblogged from: i-like-pigeons + originally from: crimnatic.

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no
published: 16 hours ago, with: 367,849 notes
reblogged from: i-like-pigeons + originally from: amyjpond.

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

published: 18 hours ago, with: 48,186 notes
reblogged from: teddywestside + originally from: blastortoise.

  • mom: are you ever getting out of bed?
  • me: im doing a 24-hour photo shoot in Punta Minta, please stop talking to me
published: 18 hours ago, with: 179 notes
reblogged from: toddkraine + originally from: -annoying.

published: 18 hours ago, with: 2,341 notes
reblogged from: toddkraine + originally from: stillfuntodo.

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reblogged from: toddkraine + originally from: youve-made-your-bed.

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

published: 23 hours ago, with: 167,999 notes
reblogged from: clvbpenguin + originally from: handaxe.

published: 1 day ago, with: 75,506 notes
reblogged from: louyouwhore +